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October 22, 2008

Guys, I’m still alive. For all of you who emailed me (I received hundreds of emails — 356 to be exact — asking why I was not posting anything or replying to any of their posts), thank you for your concern. That cannabis post (Hi, KG!) was just so inspiring that I had to quit smoking and try something less harmful.

And this photo has nothing to do with this post.

Anyway, I am back, and I’ll probably be posting some posts soon. But for now, let me just share with you an email that I received from The Banana Man himself, aka Potassium Boy!

20 Rules in any Office

  1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.
  2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.
  3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.
  4. Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.
  5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
  6. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
  7. It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve done and what you are going to do.
  8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
  9. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
  10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
  11. If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
  12. When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
  13. Following the rules will not get the job done.
  14. If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
  15. Everything can be filed under “Miscellaneous” .
  16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
  17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work you are supposed to be doing.
  18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.
  19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.
  20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

Good times!


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Previous Comments

Ha! As our former boss, you finally admit guilty to these rules! Huli ka!

Posted by kg at October 23, 2008, 10:28 am

no, ma’am. sabi ko nga sa isang former colleague.. i have always thought of the team as a collegial body. walang boss sa grupo. hehehe. i, on the other hand, well, i have a boss.. who also has a boss. :-)

Posted by eks at October 25, 2008, 10:52 am

glad to know you’ve decided to get in touch with your blog. just keep those posts coming big boss, we’re here to read ‘em :)

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