I visited this site and saw a thread entitled Things you wish you could say to your boss. Some of the posts are funny; some are a bit off (not work related, I mean, but valid answers nonetheless); some are negative; some are positive; and some are… well, visit the thread if you are interested. Here are some examples:
Pwede pong paki-decide kung alin sa 10 inutos niyo sa kin ngayon ang talagang urgent?
Karapatan ko nang umuwi pagpatak ng 4pm, 8 hours lang ang binabayaran sa akin eh! Karapatan ko ring mag-absent! At karapatan kong ring masulit ang 1 hour lunch break ko.
Puede nyo naman akong pagalitan e, marunong po akong tumanggap ng pagkakamali. Wag nyo lang akong mumurahin. Napakaunprofessional e.
Sir, question lang po: bading ka ba?
hi boss, i like you’re fine ass. pero nararamdaman kong hindi mo ko feel. dahil dyan, alam ko nang hindi mo rerenew kontrata ko. am i correct?
Dear (Argentine) CEO, You are so HOT. xoxoxo, moon_faerie [I can only wish someone had said this to me… hayyy… Ow! I remember! Someone did! Well, ahmm, something to that effect. Nyahaha!]
I thought of making my own post in that thread. It would probably be a rant or something. Or something good. I dunno. If it’s a rant, I know I won’t be in trouble because one, I don’t have a boss anyway; two, if I have a boss, s/he wouldn’t be able to link that post to me and prove that I made that post; and three, if s/he can prove it (s/he can’t unless the site owner discloses my IP address [which varries every time I log in] and give it to my boss [which the administrator won’t!]), my rights are protected by the Bill of Rights — Freedom of expression.
Anyway, instead of participating in that thread, I decided to make my time more productive and write a short book review.
The book is from Katherine Crowley and Kathi Elster. The first sentence of the book reads Let’s explore the two faces of business — the clear, crisp Kodak image that companies present to the outside world, versus the day-to-day reality of working in any company, which is usually messy, complicated, political, and full of emotional traps.
From Hottie.
1. What do you want for your birthday?
Jessica Alba as my GF or .01% of Warren Buffett’s net worth. Either of the two will work just fine.
2. Who will be your next kiss?
Teri Hatcher, 7pm tomorrow (20 May).
3. When was the last time you went to the mall?
May 19, kanina lang.
4. Are you wearing socks right now?
Nope.
5. How did you spend your summer?
Is it summer already?
6. Have you been to the cinema in the last 5 days?
Yup, watched Harold and Kumar with my brother.
7. What was the last thing you had to drink?
mai-tai (?).
8. What are you wearing right now?
My 11-year-old puruntong. And shirt.
9. What was your last purchase?
A 100-peso worth MRT card. That counts, right?
10. What was the last food you ate?
donut.
11. Who would be the person you would call if you were up in the middle of the night and couldn’t sleep?
Whoever’s available at +63.2.5319001.
12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Nope, not in the last year!
13. Do you have a pet?
Nada.
14. What made you laugh in the last 5 days?
House Season 3 episodes.. for the nth time. kwentuhan with lois how wacky our college years were.
15. If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else but where I am right now– Oh, this is free of charge? Africa.
16. What is the last thing you purchased online?
House Season 3 DVD… on EPS of BPI.
17. One thing you hate about yourself?
let me get back to you on this one.
18. Do you miss anyone?
Yes. WIll bw missing another one really soon.
19. What are your plans for the day?
It’s almost 130am. Spend an hour, max, checking and writing mails, then, sleep.
20. Last person you msg’d?
Menggay.
21. Ever went to a camp?
Yata.
22. Are you a good student in school?
Valedictorian Summa Cumlaude, EIC of university paper. And no effort at all. Yes.
23. What do you know about the (your) future?
It’ll even be brighter soon.
24. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Nope.
25. Where is/are your best friend/s right now?
Paranaque, Pililla, Pacita, Cubao, Cavite.
Miracle does happen. I’ve witnessed that in so many ways in my life. But my case is but a small one. Here’s a series of events that made me wonder if this is purely a coincidence or a divine intervention:
Alright. That’s a bit scary… and also comforting, in a way. At least we know that no matter what happens, we will never be alone in our fights — be it a personal fight or in something higher, larger. But then, this could just be a coincidence; forces of nature traversing its natural course (plate tectonics at work).
Procrastination. The act of procrastinating; putting off or delaying or defering an action to a later time. –wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn.
I hate procrastination. This has caused me so much for the last few months… actually, more than just months. I am talking about my whole life here. So now, I am going to apply this very habit to itself. My new mantra as far as procrastination is concerned:
Why do something today when you can do it tomorrow anyway?
Read: Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?
Errr… Yeah.